You don't know me. You've just seen my penis

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

tagged → #queue-tea pie
tagged → #queue-tea pie
tagged → #queue-tea pie

thefuuuucomics:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

people of tumblr are the best
frtherubble:

Alice Richmond in the very last episode of 30 rock

frtherubble:

Alice Richmond in the very last episode of 30 rock