Baby Smurf

1. I’m allergic to bananas most fruits ;___;

2. But I really like fruits.

3. I actually hate potatoes (unless they are fried)

4. Half of the time I don’t know what I’m doing.

5. Let’s just say that I invested in a lot of Pokemon cards as a child

6. I ship people way too easily.

7. I had fish that refused to eat and then they die (woops).

8. I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I am going to do.

9. One time I slapped my teacher for a project. (shh I’m going to remove this gif soon because it’s embarrassing and I look weird )

http://24.media.tumblr.com/987f5ffe090df2b7df28f11584eeaaef/tumblr_mig0paAfm71r8l7b8o7_250.gif

10. Every time I get a message on Tumblr I assume it’s anon hate and slowly die while clicking it. Wooo. Optimism.

pinetreepresident asked: HI MICHELLE I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND BE A CONTRIBUTIVE MEMBER TO SOCIETY. I HYDROGEN YOOOOOOOU

imageThank you gokfdgredge you’re so nice to me. Whyyyyyy?

I don’t deserve you OTL

Hate 2 you 2. image

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He is funny and nice and perfect and likes a variety of things that you may like

GURL PUT YO RECORDS ON

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pinetreepresident said: On your tag of “he put an ! on it” i read it as “he put a HAHA! on it” please help me


You don’t need any help you are a strong independent woman ok

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pinetreepresident asked: I like. Paper.

You spelled poop wrong.

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pinetreepresident asked: BUT NO FIAR. Lets. blerp. okay then. hmm. GOT IT. Dopey teacher. Had an oops picture. BAM 4. DO IGET POINTS NOW.

Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.

My entire life is an embarrassing story ;-;

Teacher: What do you aspire to be?

I wanted to be a Scientist or a Lawyer but Chemistry H is killing me. Abandon all hope. I’m aiming to be a Pokemon master now.

Oops: What is one thing you’d like to change/fix?

I wish that the comma button on my keyboard wasn’t broken. And I also wish that Emerly’s P button wasn’t broken. That way she wouldn’t have to type qorno.

Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.

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pinetreepresident asked: SO i will try to make this into a sentence. Amazing blue dopey cup, jump injury oops picture yellow zoo teacher.

FOR YOU, ANGELO, YOU HAVE A LIMIT OF 4 QUESTIONS LOL.

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